i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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