I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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