why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I party with great urgency now.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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