dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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