He disabled his match.com account in front of me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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