If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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