Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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