I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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