I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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