You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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