I'm eating all of the evidence.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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