i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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