when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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