it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
the liver wants what the liver wants
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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