Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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