shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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