Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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