just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
