I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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