its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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