We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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