what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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