At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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