i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
