just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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