somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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