..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize