chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She has the best kind of daddy issues
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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