i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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