There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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