I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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