Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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