508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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