normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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