im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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