I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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