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i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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