When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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