The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
How external is "for external use only"?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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