One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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