I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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