But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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