I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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