just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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