The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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