Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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