I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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