He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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