So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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