remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
