Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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