stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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