Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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