You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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